pregnancy would be cooler if the baby just shot out with a party hat and confetti
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“A Spanish mother has taken revenge on the man who raped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint by dousing him in petrol and setting him alight. He died of his injuries in hospital on Friday.
“…he passed his victim’s mother in the street and allegedly taunted her about the attack. He is said to have called out “How’s your daughter?”, before heading into a crowded bar.
Shortly after, the woman walked into the bar, poured a bottle of petrol over Soriano and lit a match. She watched as the flames engulfed him, before walking out.
The woman fled to Alicante, where she was arrested the same evening. When she appeared in court the next day in the town of Orihuela, she was cheered and clapped by a crowd, who shouted “Bravo!” and “Well done!”“
I dunno man, I’m not a doctor but from what I understand if it’s a legitimate fire the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
legitimate fire
holy shit ok i lost it
file under: things my mother would do
LOVE THIS!
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pregnancy would be cooler if the baby just shot out with a party hat and confetti
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
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And I’m just sitting here, unengaged.
I’m not engaged. Getting engaged was so last year. Nobody does that anymore.
^^ very true. fuck marriage. it’s a fucking joke.